The media spent years telling America that Donald Trump was the greatest threat to democracy since the invention of bad ideas. They banned him, ridiculed him, blamed him for everything from grocery prices to the weather. They ran nonstop panels about how he was destroying journalism, the country, and probably their self-esteem.
But here’s the punchline: they secretly needed him the entire time.
After Trump left office, CNN’s ratings collapsed. Viewers fled like it was a sinking cruise ship offering vegan-only meals. Advertisers panicked, executives panicked harder, and suddenly the network that swore they didn’t need Trump began quietly begging for him.
Trump equals ratings.
And ratings equal money.
Now that Trump is back in the White House, CNN is practically giddy. They don’t care about politics. They care about *profit.* They can’t hide the excitement — Trump is content, Trump is traffic, Trump is revenue.
CNN doesn’t want to report news.
CNN wants a villain they can monetize.
Every chyron is: “TRUMP DID SOMETHING BAD — WATCH NOW.”
Every panel is: “TRUMP IS A THREAT — PLEASE DON’T CHANGE THE CHANNEL.”
They spent years calling him toxic.
Turns out, he’s their oxygen.
America figured it out.
CNN can’t survive without the man they obsessively hate.
They don’t want Trump gone.
They want Trump forever.
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